British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan. (I'm Middle class)
[] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned. (more like tanned)
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[/] You have/had freckles.
[] your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2.5

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

Belgian:
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 3

Dutch:
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 4

British 4
Australian 2
Italian 6
Spanish 5
Russian 2
Irish 2.5
African American 3
Asian 2
German 5
Canadian 1
American 1
Belgian 3
Dutch 4


I'm most
1. Italian
2. Spanish/German
3. British/Dutch
I'm least
1. American/Candian
2. Russian/Australian/Asian
3. Irish